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Whiskey and Weed and Big-Titted Women

Words and music copyright © Leon Chase 2012.

As performed on the album Wild Ways.

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Hookers and blow may be fun for a while,
but they’ll both cost you dearly, my friend
The smack and the speed may seem just what you need,
but they’ll both let you down in the end
And the hospital pills may kill all your will
but they don’t do a thing for the pain
Whiskey and weed and big-titted women
made me the man I am today

I’ve been around, and all that I’ve found
there’s only two kinds of folks in this world
There’s the ones who will tell you how things ought to be
and the ones who admit how they are
But you don’t need a shrink to say what you think
and you don’t need a church just to pray
Whiskey and weed and big-titted women
made me the man I am today

Now I don’t condone all the things that I’ve done
I’m not here to say what’s right or wrong
My only job is to play this guitar
and run my mouth for a while
But if anyone asks how to live, I’ll just laugh
then I’ll shake my head and I’ll say,
“Whiskey and weed and big-titted women
made me the man I am today.”

Well the weed, it might leave you laughing
and the whiskey, it might make you cry
and the steaming hot love of a big-titted woman
might make you feel funny inside
It’s not much of a life by some standards,
but for me, there’s only one way
Whiskey and weed and big-titted women
made me the man I am today

Everybody sing!
Whiskey and weed and big-titted women
made me the man I am today

 

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One response to “Whiskey and Weed and Big-Titted Women”

  1. stegemann, germany says:

    wonderful, i like it.

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